Dad

A dad is somthing you do not have, so it is no shock you are here looking for a definiton

"I Fucked his Dad"

by Bolllocks May 9, 2024

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom do I have a Dad?
Also where is the milk?

by brutherrrr November 7, 2022

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?

Damm zac is looking like a porky dad

by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019

dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021

dad plat

The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.

Wow, look at that dad plat. The separation must be recent.

by Jayspray October 8, 2019