Kankles the clown

a miserable clown who is constantly mocked and judge by one cruel world

"Kankles the clown here, professional party entertainer, licensed taxidermist, agent whatever you need me here for, I am Kankles the clown"

by funnybunnyguy July 26, 2022

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clown

the idiot I have to deal with every day; who chugs 2 liters of water and finds out it's dangerous for her health, who looks like pennywise everytime she smiles, and who walks around with sunglasses and a cup of tea in the middle of the winter

Annael is a clown.

by hwuqiu288 April 1, 2020

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Gay clown

A clown that constantly follows you around when you are a homosexual

-Bro did you see that gay clown following you around
- Yeah he sucked my dick the other day
-What the fuck
-Yeah it weird I kinda liked it tho

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

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clown truck

An insult that can be used in any situation.

He fell, what a clown truck!

by Sirlosealot513 May 17, 2016

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Teto the Clown

Teto the Clown is an iconic figure of true mystery. It resides in the city of Dallas in the state Georgia and while some people don't believe in the mysterious clown others are terrified of it. In 1911 there was a incident where 17 people randomly went missing and there whereabouts never found out, since then there have been reports of a clown or dark entity roaming dallas. In 1983 there was a stone recovered dating back to the mid 1800's that stated " In this town no peace shall there be, I own it all it will never find me". There have been 23 missing children since 1983 in Dallas and 56 reports of a clown in a drain or roaming through the woods.

Teto the Clown loved to come out and play.

by Thirdeyeunknown September 12, 2017

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