Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 13, 2011

can i crack

another way of saying can i smash

dam bruh u fine, can i crack

by youngjitfromdacent March 4, 2021

can i has a burgr

A way a cat meme speaks to get a burger.

"Mew!"
"I iz catto!"
"Can i has a burgr nom?"

by YE$ September 3, 2019

time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

Apple juice in a can

Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.

Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!

by TheBigPrisoner February 9, 2022

Shizzle Can

Shizzle Can is a made up holiday in which people receive coal. Shizzle Can happened to fall on Christmas. Mofu Clausu is the person who brings the coal.

“Man, Shizzle Can is gonna be super exciting!”

by ScrubbyTubby2 August 3, 2020

Can

Can is a really nice guy, who is handsome and good with people. He always smells good and just seeks the best for everbody. A Can's socialskills are often well developed, which makes him a gentleman too.

Thats a real great guy, over there!
He has to be a Can, for sure!

by Canobil January 31, 2019