Christian is a very common name, but there is a dark truth behind the name. Christian is typically a male who is tired or extremely energetic. He is an alpha male who trains in the gym all the time. Though he trains he is not that smart and very easy to persuade. The darkest truth is... Christian has a massive gambling addiction. Chrisitan also have a bad taste in women.
Friend 1: Have you seen Christian?
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!
by Den varmeste November 24, 2021
Get the Christianmug. A sexy, athletic person with a whole lotta junk in his trunk. He gets all the girls... no wait... in fact, all the girls get him. He is intelligent and curious and he always knows how to get his way around hard trials.
by CHEF 30 October 29, 2017
Get the Christian Mathismug. A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
Get the Cooter Christianmug. by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022
Get the Christian Hawkins Cummug. Christian is a wonderful and amazing friend😊 He ALWAYS makes you laugh and he is really funny😂 Loves his video games and is like the best at them📱( But May not admit it but it’s true🤫) He gets the best gifts for every occasion even though he doesn’t have to😏 AND DONT FORGET he loves his spray candy.....
by NessieG February 21, 2019
Get the Christian❤️mug. An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023
Get the Christian Atheistmug. A trash & expensive school that is mostly rich white kids who are so ignorant it genuinely gives you a headache. The male teachers are pedo’s and the rest of administration are just racist and sexist degenerates. And majority of the kids are too, and if you’re not, then you’re the stupid one. Wesleyan isn’t good at academics, and as for athletics our soccer team molests eachother. And they’re some of the most homophobic people there. They are no clubs either unless you interested in joining the KKK or whatever weird Lego club the enrichment (special ed) kids have running. And there is more worshipping trump then worshipping God.
by ch11111 June 29, 2025
Get the Wesleyan Christian Academymug.