Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019

Baseball

A pussy sport that consists of chunky losers that think that all the girls love them.

"Yo Dustin from baseball gets so many girls"... "Yeah but he's fat"

by zooweemama1738 July 29, 2019

Badem

the word for almond in turkish

Dude1: AAADDDUUUBAAADUUUUMMMM
Badem: Focken hell

by Airbus A420 September 9, 2019

Baseball

Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.

Connor: I’m going out for the baseball team.
Ryan: Ok fag go play baseball you lil bitch.

by Mikeshit September 9, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick

Ur mom: lil Timmy just scored a home run!
Me: baseball is trash, lacrosse is a million times better

by Maddie a.s October 13, 2019

Baseball

The rip-off sport of cricket

guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*

by e_crix04 October 23, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.

Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite

by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019