Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."
Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012
I am tired of all the women shaving there privates bald. All i want is some hairy bush cause i am 80's bush lovin
I love women that have a thick wild hairy private for my 80's bush lovin
I love women that have a thick wild hairy private for my 80's bush lovin
by IronMan1980 June 28, 2009
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
by Coolbeanz14 April 15, 2019
by Scott April 26, 2005
Children who grew up in the 1980s. Born 1969-1982, given that children start remembering around the age of 7 although a majority would be born in the mid 70s.
I wish I was an 80's kid.
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 29, 2021
The most holy of words. No mere mortal can truly comprehend this sacred word. Only a being of indescribable power can master this word.
by Mr. Dick Succman March 02, 2018
A Chakhla who is *really* into being it. She has only Apple products, loves certain middle eastern music, does her nails every week at the provincial salon, and usually speaks in a very dirty language and engages in relationships with Arsim.
Person 1 - Is Koral a Chakhla?
Person 2 - She's not just a Chakhla, she's Chakhla Turbo Max S, her favorite artist is Noa Kirel!
Person 2 - She's not just a Chakhla, she's Chakhla Turbo Max S, her favorite artist is Noa Kirel!
by cowboiicum August 30, 2021