Backyard taco

When you wipe your butt hole too many times and you bleed onto your toilet paper - while devastatingly hungry, you consume your dirty toilet paper. Backyard taco baby.

I need food now, but I gotta shit. Brb.

Guys I just backyard taco'.

by C Liv September 3, 2017

American Taco

A hotdog

A hotdog is an American Taco

by Mik32802 May 28, 2018

taco shark

a shark stuffed into a giant hard shell taco from taco bell, btw if u don't leik sharks than u are a HORRIBLE person, well, except if u are afraid of dem.

hey dude, did u see dat taco shark by taco bell? itz apparently der new mascot!!!!!

by sharky boi!!!!! February 3, 2021

Turd Taco

The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.

Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.

by John-John Falacoos April 26, 2008

choco taco

this is when you ass fuck a girl, then in the middle of it all you shove your shittyu dick up her puss.

my girlfriend got shit all up her pussy after the preformance of the chaco taco.

by dave/kaln(Dream team) January 27, 2005

taco meat

excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat

"Damn, taco meat freak!"

by Jonathan January 27, 2004

Walking Taco

When someone takes a shit in a woman's purse.

Dude, I totally made that chick's purse a walking taco!

by dslam1 January 13, 2011