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Brown Sock

It is the predecessor to the Pink Sock phenomena. When you are being anally annihilated, and your partner pulls out their dick or fingers, or whatever form of anal probe you decide to use, so fast that your intestines actually dingle from your ass. Not to be confused with dingleberries.

The only way to cure a brown sock, is for it to transform into a pink sock. One must turn around and tell their partner to clean their brown sock with their mouth until they are cured and have a nice pretty pink sock.
1: So I was getting ass fucked by Joey the other day and when he finished he pulled out so fast I got a brown sock.
2: Did he fix it for you?
1: Well I turned around furiously and said suck on my brown sock bitch. And he did. So now I have a pink sock like you.

2: I like pink socks, not brown socks.
by BrownSock4life August 25, 2011
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Brown Bird

An act in which a sexual partner sticks his middle finger into his/her partner's anus, and then proceeds to flip them off; or, in other words, flip them the bird.
I was so mad at that bitch that I gave her the brown bird and kicked her the fuck out.

That slut laughs like a bastard whenever I give her the brown bird.
by TimesNine June 28, 2009
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Doc Brown

1) n. The act of ruining the life of someone who lives in a different time zone than you.

2) v. To commit an act that screws up the day/week/month/year of a person residing in a time zone different than that of yourself.
1) "Betch, you totally pulled a Doc Brown when you posted those pictures of you and her ex on Facebook. Your 11am New York photos completely effed up her 8am California morning."

2) "You know, if you tweet that, you're gonna Doc Brown that chick into next Tuesday.
by Threat Level Midnight April 21, 2011
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brown finger

When at an airport and you use the cheep ass toilet paper to wipe your hinney and the paper is so cheep that you end up with your figer getting brow stuff on it.
Atlanta airport has the such bad toilet paper I ended up with brown finger.
by tomba987 January 22, 2010
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Chris Browned

When a woman is struck by a man. To be abused; punched, slapped, bitten, choked in awkward places on the body such as knees, ankles and elbows and/or thrown out a lamborghini in a foreign neighborhood by your superstar boyfriend
Ho:hey nigga
Man:Nigga?!? Who you callin a nigga bitch dont get Chris Browned around here.

girlfriend:whats up?(slaps man in back of the head)
boyfriend: girl you better chill hittin on me fo' you get Chris Browned out here.
by cocojaye March 10, 2009
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Brown Torpedo

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.
Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.
by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005
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Hubie Brown

Getting a Blow Job after having Anal Sex
"I fucked Her in the ass then she gave me a Hubie Brown"
by Trainer July 4, 2005
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