November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day

you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.

person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*

by dylansgirlfriend2000 November 3, 2022

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10

1. The slope of Jensen Ackles' beautiful booty

2. The only equation that actually matters

1. Fangirl: *sees picture of the Ackles ass* ASDFGHJKL SO BOOTYFUL!!! y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10!!!

2. Now that I know the equation that gives the human race life, I no longer feel the need to participate in math class. *drops out of school to watch Supernatural full-time*

by eat-the-fluffies-or-die April 4, 2015

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej December 10, 2017

The World Over Heaven Requiem Act 4 Sus Edition

What in the hell is this, a stand??????????? Wait why did you even want to type this thing in? Idk im just the one who is making this page, have fun nerds.

Random person: Hey dude do you like JoJo????

Other random person: Yea! have you heard of a stand called, The World Over Heaven Requiem Act 4 Sus Edition?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp

"Monster cock" in search of "Size Queen" for "bareback blowjob" with "deep throating" and/or "tonsil painting"

Size Queen Girl: "I would do ANYTHING to get my lips around that MONSTER COCK!"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"

by 9point5in April 23, 2018

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

by DG7205 October 28, 2020

u r 6 e i 1 2 4 q

you are sexy, i want to f*ck you
you can use it to your bf/gf

x: u r 6 e i 1 2 4 q
y: not today

by anonymous☺ April 29, 2021