Piss sock

The designated sock that you piss in when it’s late at night and you don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom.

Mike awake *groggy*: Ugh, I gotta piss bad. Where’s my damn piss sock? Ah, here it is. *sticks penis head outside of underwear and urinates into sock*

by Grayson Pete December 15, 2023

SOCKS

It is what it is.
Comes from the tumbler post where user sweeter-than-tea explains how SOCKS, if spelled out is "eso si que es" which means "it is what it is" in Spanish.

"I regret to have to tell you this but you are dying"
"SOCKS"

by PowerLeek October 6, 2019

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

Schrödinger's Socks

When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.

Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it

"Schrödinger's Socks".

by Stelathy September 7, 2021

smelly socks

the stocking's you use for christmas to make anyone near smell how hard you work aka the smell of victory

we are hanging the smelly socks today

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Socks

socks
Usually something u wear on your feet
But-no...not this time

Socks is a passionate depressed bi mess
But she’s kawai I love her uwu

Socks,she’s a Miraculous fan-
Oh no Socks fell ><

by Voxxx January 10, 2020

socks-and-sandals material

A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.

Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.

by eghuro January 14, 2024