by Authors of Time January 9, 2025
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by useful duck June 11, 2025
Get the Don’t burn the birthday boy mug.Hym "Because they say that LA IS burning to the ground! That's so weird! A Meatball Ron is smirking about the right way to do things while he and his fat-slut wife are stealing money from charities. There is only one solution to the problem they are trying to create here. And their kids I'll make the same choice they did every time the get the opportunity."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025
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Get the Burning Rhapsody mug.Through every hour, I hold desire ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire
This flame still whispers HARD and higher ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire
Though miles may stretch across our skin ❤️ 🔥
My every thought still pulls you in
No border drawn, no ticking clock
Can shake the flame or break the lock.
You live in places I can't see
But still, you burn inside of me...
Despite your words, I no longer see
The light I followed is no longer there
Just echoes where your light should be ✨
So if you wonder, if I care
Look to the warmth that’s always there...
Embracing you every second
No map can chart what hearts require
No plane or road can dim this fire...
No silent night can make it tire
This flame still whispers HARD and higher ❤️ 🔥
No silent night can make it tire
Though miles may stretch across our skin ❤️ 🔥
My every thought still pulls you in
No border drawn, no ticking clock
Can shake the flame or break the lock.
You live in places I can't see
But still, you burn inside of me...
Despite your words, I no longer see
The light I followed is no longer there
Just echoes where your light should be ✨
So if you wonder, if I care
Look to the warmth that’s always there...
Embracing you every second
No map can chart what hearts require
No plane or road can dim this fire...
by 617 🫶 Your Written Light 🫶 July 9, 2025
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