Dead-Cat-Bitch

NOUN:

1. A person who is passive-agrresive.

2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.

Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.

Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
by Fontbone1 May 26, 2012
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Dead Dick Divorce

When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
by Dick Onchin November 09, 2021
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Brain-dead bozos

Average 18 year old American college students w little income but a shitload of debt
Greg Gutfeld is right when he says our government, instead of educating us as its future generations, simply turned us into brain-dead bozos and made a profit 📈 at the same time.

Apparently turning future generations into brain-dead bozos is amoral but profitable. How disgusting 😤
by Sexydimma January 06, 2022
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Dead Laptop Syndrome

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.
Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*
by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010
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dead with a capital t

To be so utterly dead and exhausted that all logic and meaning becomes irrational and is replaced with a puddle. This can also be related to dancing and the symptoms include tiredness and mild insanity. The "t" stands for tayra -small South American weasel-like carnivore
by wing wing halo March 07, 2016
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Dead dogged me

Something you did that was a turn off for your partner. Almost like imagining a dead dog as a turn off for yourself, but the other person does it.

Ruining a sexy moment.
We were talking dirty to each other and then he mentioned my friend. He totally dead dogged me.

Yea that's a major turn off.
by Pase44 September 29, 2016
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