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French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
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French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
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French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025
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Frenching the Wall

Kissing (with tongue) the partition wall between urinals where all the salty piss splatter builds up. An alternative bullying method to giving someone a swirly.
" We caught him frenching the wall, he's so gross!"
by psycho505 September 25, 2025
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french dullup

crazy joke that means the man love you so much
you know french man-to-man
you left with a tasty french dullup
The crazy lesbian give the two man 5 michelin star she get the beautiful cream top french dullup, WoW!
by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025
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French spungle

To shove you foot so high up someones butt it starts to bleed,
A mutation of Spungle
by CoolTom October 31, 2025
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Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair
“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”
by totallytubeular November 2, 2025
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