Frenched

To absolutely ruin or soil something. Or spill French onion dip on someone’s floor.
Yeah Danny, Tad absolutely frenched you.

Or,

Damn they absolutely frenched my room.
by Grabeast69 November 15, 2023
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French Slip-N-Slid

When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.
Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!
by Kevbo1122 April 17, 2011
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French Shakka

To flip someone off with your middle finger
Jim responded with an enthusiastic French Shakka
by Ricky Benny September 19, 2022
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INDIRECT FRENCH KISS

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.
I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.
by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021
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French Bukowski

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.
“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”
by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023
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French Sword Fight

When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.
So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.
by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018
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what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted
my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking
by bluebear July 30, 2024
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