Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Platform-free

When you take a news detox and delete all or almost all of your soc-med accounts.

Being platform-free is when you voluntarily deplatform yourself

by Sexydimma November 15, 2025

fun and fancy free

1. A person who is Happy-go-lucky.

2. The name if a 1947 adventure Disney film.

"My favorite disney film is gun and fancy free."

"I'm so Happy; I'm full of fun and fancy free."

by Luke Sweeney March 5, 2023

Free and independent

In a relationship, when two people break up, being free and independent means one of them wants to see other people

"I'm sorry we didn't work out, but I need to be free and independent for a little while"

by Boiy June 22, 2016

nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud

nigels free parking cool

by mrs tosser November 12, 2025

too good to be free

Just like da "too good to be true" situation, this term refers to some wonderful item/service dat you will supposedly receive for nothing, but which you should seriously wonder if that is actually "all there is to it", or if there is some hidden proviso involved.

Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??

by QuacksO March 10, 2021