Comedyguy

A runescape player that believes all his jokes/stories are funny when in actual fact they suck

"Oh look, Comedyguy's telling a joke again, bail!"

by TheEvilElf August 12, 2009

Comcentrating

When someone is concentrating very hard on something
computer related

ex. World of Warcraft

COMPUTER + CONCENTRATING = COMCENTRATING !

Nephthys: Why aren't you talking while we quest?
Tashida: I'm comcentrating
Nephthys: Oh you're concentrating on World of Warcraft
Tashida: LOL
Nephthys: WHatt?? Comcentrating = computer + concentrating

by Azivin February 25, 2010

comediocrity

A combination of the words 'comedy' and 'mediocrity'.

A word describing the growing tendency for industries and individuals to reproduce acts and works of comedy whose content consists exclusively of commonly known stereotypes and trends (generally in an effort to cater to as broad an audience as possible).

"This comedy is really mediocre and unimaginative, but I see that over a million people have watched this and over 90 000 have liked it. One more win for comediocrity."

by Sir-Ex July 28, 2012

Comber Ontario

In comber if your not riding your tractor or lawn mower to the beer store, then your with the CSH girls ;) This is such a hick town it's not even right. These kids can party though, behind the public school. LOL

"Don't you wish you lived in Comber Ontario, with those 3 CSH girls, and you could always ride your tractor around town?"

Yeah man, that'd be awesome. Get my dick stroked for $6

by NYVESOLOL October 22, 2012

Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.

Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.

by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012

Comeallong

When you master-bate to the noise of your roommate or neighbor having sex.

I came home late to find Tammy banging her boyfriend, instead of putting on Darkside, I opted for the comeallong.

by bleviegnarr September 3, 2013

comeburst

when a group splits up to go do their own things

Me and my family comeburst at Christmas time.

by SaMiLeR November 19, 2013