beat dick

Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.

Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!

by Lit Dick420 March 31, 2017

feet beat

To move quickly.

John was feet beating when he saw the police turning the corner.

by Feet Beat April 5, 2017

beating them cakes

To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle

she really wants me beating them cakes bro

by king54321 April 16, 2017

Meet n' Beat

A meeting between 2 or more Gay guys, that unfolds into a orgy of people masturbating eachother.

Jim: Hey Jake you going to the Meet n' Beat?
Jake: Hell yeah! You?

by TuckerTrash25 May 1, 2017

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

mackerel beating

The Act of man masturbation in Shower

Jack got caught mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

mackerel beating

The act of man masturbation in shower.

Jack got caught mackerel beating.

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017