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Donkey Shite

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donkey shite idk what to say its just me
by donkey shite February 27, 2022
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Donkey

1: an ass 2:Shreks friend 3: An animal we use to carry things
Shrek: Donkey!

Donkey: ooo I don't give a shit
by Jp Alvarez February 1, 2021
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Donkey

A not so good looking & slutty gal you might target at bar closing time or date/screw when you are desperate.
Dude, did you see the donkey that Patrick took home last night?
by Stewie374 July 14, 2016
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Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.
I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.
by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018
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donkey-throttle

To throttle something or someone in a donkey like fashion.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.
;Seriously, I will donkey-throttle the mess out of you...

;When all else fails, donkey-throttle.
by Throttle1 February 8, 2014
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Donkey

Someone who gets things done.
by Chosen5100GØD November 26, 2024
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Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.
This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.
by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010
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