early bird special

take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm

After the movies I decided to give Susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had

by Aric & JenJen January 08, 2008

chillin like a bird in the road

same as the original chillin like a bird, to act more ill than possible by any normal person

did you see that gangster, he was chillin like a bird in the road

by j-rob mad fresh April 25, 2010

dirty bird

a dance in da bay were u flap ur arms and do a thizz face

DO the dirty bird on the car roof

by david go dumb in my white tee October 11, 2007

a little bird told (or whispered to)

To have learned something from a mysterious, unknown, or secret source.

a little bird told (or whispered to) me it was your birthday

by Alex Gabrielle November 06, 2011

Midnight Mexican bird's nest

The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.

Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.

by Joe Salone October 14, 2010

Snow Bird

The ignition into momentary flame of a vaginal fart. (Opposite of 'Blue Angel')

The quiff was improved by the performance of a Snow Bird.

by Snowbird_069 October 01, 2009

Jhene Aiko Bird University

Jhene Aiko bird university is for the BIRDS. The girls (or guys) who listen to her music and quote it saying 'they felt it deep in their soul' these people tend to be a bit ditzy and dumb. They're usually easily impressed by fake deep lyrics written by jhene. Another example is 'I saw your new bitch and it boost my self esteem'. The birds felt it because theyve got low self esteem, that's why jhenes music appeals to them.
Attendees of JHENE AIKO BIRD UNIVERSITY usually say they want a 'toxic relationship like Big Sean and jhene' they also think that astrology and crystals are the answer to everything.
Classes in Jhene aiko bird university include classes on 'how to rinse Jhenes mediocre lyrics and tweet them/make them your insta caption' another class is 'how to pretend you've got over your cheating ex boyfriend but forgive him after because the stars told you to'

Most Jhene aiko bird university students are corny, easily impressed and down right stupid.

Jhene aiko is the ultimate BIRD of rnb music

Jhene aiko bird fan: 'I dont compete I complete and I felt that deep in my soul'

Sane person: You're such a bird. You must attend jhene aiko bird university

by boopy12 May 01, 2020