Sam

A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.

“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
“I know he’s such a dickhead

by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020

SAM

Self Appointed Manager
Someone who thinks they're better than everyone else but just bully and complain.

That guy is being a real SAM..

by Not_the_boss April 28, 2020

Sam

Isn’t gay just sexy

1) sam’s gay

Sam) No u

by DarKness Bladz April 28, 2020

Sam

Sam is a little bitch, a man/woman who is secretly a toad as well.

person 1: Omg what the hell is that thing?
person 2: It's a sam

by TheNutGrabber May 1, 2020

Sam

Someone sams when they pound their cock with fury into a small butt hole, not considering the pain turning into pleasure

-damn bruh I'd Sam her
-10/10 would Sam again

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

Sam

Sam, a verb, is the most hurtful form of anal sex. The pain is so immesurable that it becomes pleasure. It occurs when the plough-engine is too big for the hole.

-damn boi I'd Sam her

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

Sam

An old person

"That poor old woman doesn't know where she is"
"shes probably called sam"

by kiiiiiii May 7, 2020