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Post-Masturbation paralysis

The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard
Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards

That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal
by Assaddition November 17, 2019
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The House of Horrible Posts

The place where TTH wanks to Cobra's post's. Also the place where TTH rules mankind... :-D


(SMS ROX)
0Mg LiEk...WaNgStErb8'd
by Paulo Serrano October 10, 2004
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posting

im posting in the crib
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Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
by Bong Juice May 15, 2023
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Post Doozy Depression

The feeling one gets after temporarily checking out of the Doozy.
Just left the bush wackas and the post doozy depression has got me good.
by Peebs_ June 12, 2019
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post-Spacetime Civilization

Post-Spacetime Civilization is a name of a kind of civilization that managed to overcome the spacetime amd managed to exist beyond spacetime, literally becoming an extraphysical civilization. Post-spacetime civilization is a kind of extraphysical civilization, since it exists beyond spacetime and it managed to overcome the spacetime somehow, mainly by technology or by spirituality, and it exists at extraphysical level, both terms can be used to refer to extraphysical civilizations beyond spacetime, but post-spacetime civilizations managed to overcome spacetime, while extraphysical civilizations simply exist at extraphysical level.
"The concepts of post-spacetime civilization and extraphysical civilizations might be really useful in order to explain the existence of aliens and intelligent life beyond Earth as well, but it might take some time until those ideas become mainstream, together with extraphysical mechanics, bioextraphysics, psychoextraphysics, neuroextraphysics, extraphysicalism, post-spacetimeism, spiritualicism, deistology and ideas related to them."
by Full Monteirism June 7, 2021
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