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Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009
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duck

a bird that makes a noise

quack
by lol im poo May 5, 2021
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Rubber duck

A person or group of people who act tuff, but in all reality are scared, an will bow there heads an avoid eye contact form altercations that they started.
Aye man, I heard Danny talking like he wants to fight with you?

Sheesh, don’t you know Danny is a rubber duck, he’s all talk an no bite.
by Zd2syko May 23, 2021
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Queen Duck

The teal rubber duck that magically makes its way around stevies bathroom whilst she remains inside the tub.

Queen duck will silently judge you even if you haven't done anything wrong, staring you down until you submit to her will.
"did you hear about Queen Duck?"

"no did stevie introduce you to her too?"

"yes... She scared me into leaving the house she was judging me the whole time"
by p-o-t-a-t-o g-i-r-l June 19, 2020
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Me Duck

A term of endearment, a friendly greeting, used largely in the East Midlands, England.

Gender-neutral, as it goes.
Thanks me duck. morning me'duck. From a burger van...What would you like, me'duck?
by oooandsoon July 11, 2024
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Tug and Duck

A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.
You ask your girl to give you a hand job and when your about to cum you pull a Tug and Duck.
by Mr Prolapsed October 22, 2019
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duck hunting

When I go duck hunting I prefer the handicapped stall for the extra room.
by JayInJersey May 22, 2017
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