Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age

by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 28, 2022

Minneapolis Burning

When cities are being burnt down by protestor, looters and street criminals while law enforcement is helpless to stop it.

We are going to have another Minneapolis Burning over this recent officer involved shooting with a teen.

by jondich July 30, 2022

outside burn

People who don't live in your city that burn it.

DC is on fire but it's an outside burn.

by Bdibbity June 04, 2020

Burned man

The friend/person who allows someone else to put them on a back burner until they have use for them. They don't know When to move on.

Guy 1: "If you are waiting for Ashley to realize the potential of having you as a boyfriend, you might as well forget it. She has a boyfriend." Guy 2: "I just want to be there for her. You never know!" Guy 1: "You are a burned man."

by DeAun July 23, 2017

burning the clutch

Drinking a beer and a coffee at the same time. Using an upper and a downer at the same time.

Coke on top of heroin, seriously, you're burning the clutch. But whatever.

by Doktor Brown April 24, 2015

burning off

when someone smoke’s a cigarette, marijuana or anything that requires you to spark and inhale and proceeds to think about you in anyway.

Chillian: Why are you lighting so late?

Wounda: Ughh, I can get my mind off you know who, burning off. Wanna sip?

Chillian: No thanks, I can’t burn off and think of someone, it’s contradicting to my recreation, haha

by Mrs Mrs Mrs July 24, 2022

Fin burns

Fin burns loves jake owens wet pulsating wang

Oi yh fin burns gimme slops.

by Bake bowen October 11, 2021