ate air

didn't achieve anything👎👎

person 1: that actress ate!
person 2: she ate air, she can't act at all

by binjinmarried January 31, 2022

Air India

Always late.

Friend one: Hey, where is Dinesh? We had to go out for dinner.

Friend two: Don’t know bro, he’s air india AF.

by ChunkyMonkey199999999 December 29, 2019

Air

What I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.

Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!

by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017

Air fair

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.

I was so desperate I had to air fair her.

by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025

Air France flight 4590

contrary to popular belief, it did not cause the immediate retirement of the Concorde, but contributed to it.

Ignorant individual: the Concorde crash was why it was retired!

Smart individual: actually, Air France flight 4590 didn’t cause both Air France and British Airways to immediately ground and retire their entire Concorde fleet. Indeed the crash played a part, but it was mostly a combination of high operational costs, high maintenance and restriction of supersonic travel over land due to the sonic boom led to the eventual retirement of the Concorde. 9/11 didn’t help matters either. They still operated their Concordes for a few years after the crash happened.

by why are russian girls so cute October 28, 2025

Air Headed

A Person who is Mindless and Stupid. Is slow and doesn’t think of what’s possible after.

He was air headed when we were texting last night.

by Air Headed September 14, 2021