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real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
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real one

when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.
by chunghwa October 24, 2023
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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
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real

when you agree with someone. its used pretty much the same in comment sections as "yeah" and "based"
username1: real
username2: yeah
username3:based
by capsuleloosingcontact April 23, 2022
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Real Jus

Real Jus is a YouTuber with a whopping 78 subscribers! His biggest hit has 10k veiws!!!
Me: MOM LOOK AT THIS NEW BIG HIT REAL JUS
Mom: SHUTUPMORON
by Jsdn69000 December 10, 2022
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my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160
by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021
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real shkits no poppity

when you agree with a statement with a little finesse
- yo this nigga dumb ashit. why he gotta dickeat on me Im innocent.
- fuck that nigga. real shkits no poppity.
by yessirskee May 2, 2021
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