The Pizza Time

To hold a woman by the waist with one hand, while holding her up with the other, while her legs are hung over one's shoulders, such as to hold her horizontally level with your face, to perform oral sex, while standing up.
I wanted to spice things up, so I hit her with the Pizza Time, and had her screaming for more.
by Pizz4_M4n August 13, 2025
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pizza shake

Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
What do you want on your pizza?

We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?

No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.
by rrearleii July 31, 2019
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Pizza

It's an italian food that contains round bread with tomato sauce, cheese and pineapple slices ONLY.

Pineapple is the main ingredient for a perfect italian pizza
Omg, this pizza is sooo italian because of pineapples

Man this ain't pizza without pineapples
by RealIntellect February 9, 2024
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Pizza oven

A large letterbox-shaped hole in an internal wall found in swingers clubs. The human 'pizza' puts their upper body in the hole lying flat, leaving their naked lower body dangling down for any passer-by to do what they want with. An activiry for submissives.
My fuck-pig is in the pizza oven if you want a go.
by Northnurse July 29, 2022
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pizza cohort

Unnamed well-wishers, associates and confidantes.
My pizza cohort and I like share our ESPN Insider passwords.
by AO OA July 16, 2003
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pizza

teenagers' slang for suicide
guy1: what ya doin' today?
guy2: I'm going to order some pizza
guy1: dude no, life is too beautiful to do it.
by Patho August 20, 2017
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"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.
This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!
by axdh August 14, 2023
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