oh my god girl

a girl that spends most of her life shopping, talking on the phone, bitching, does not know what a xbox is. usually daft,ignorant etc...

Shelbey asked me how to spell orange, she is SUCH an oh my god girl

by Na-di-ja August 2, 2008

gatio (gay-she-oh)

The ratio of homosexuality relative to a certain situation.

One guy with one or more girls- straight 0% gatio
two guys with one girl- 50% gay
two guys with 49 girls - 2% gay
one guy with one gay guy - 100 % gay
Two guys with one guy (three guys) -platonic love N/A

Two guys with three girls- what is his gatio (gay-she-oh) ?

66% gay





Look at that guy in the hot tub with three chicks. If one is a trany, what is his gatio? (trick question)


Two guys with two girls - 0% gay

by dickdorian February 21, 2009

OH BLOODY HELL MATE

when two male brits fuck each other and blood comes out, one needs to screams this outloud

OH BLOODY HELL MATE, MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!

by oh goodie! AHAHA December 19, 2017

uh-oh spaghetti-o's

1. oh, shit
2. oops (sarcastically)

"Hey! you just made me drop all of my books!"
"uh-oh spaghetti-o's! *runs away laughing*"

by goog November 11, 2003

oh no... our table... it's broken!

When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.

Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

Uh Oh Stinky Cannon

when you become a Human Shit Cannon but the shit is an Uh oh Stinky so you end up bombing your entire neighborhood on impact

No one would be alive to tell anyone they became an uh oh stinky cannon, because they would die the second the impact happened

by Uh Oh Skinky October 4, 2019

oh duh buh buh

This is a word is commonly used by pet owners to dogs when you don’t have any other words to express how much you love them.

Girl to dog: oh duh buh buh

by Bear to the bear May 27, 2021