All my fellas

The universe’s most heavenly song. It cures all depression and anxiety and could restore world peace.

“All my fellas”
*all the wars stop and all discrimination disappears and all mental illnesses are cured and people who killed themselves come back from the dead because life is finally good again*

by This-user-likes-pvz November 8, 2023

Miffs my clit

(v) An action that irritates the fuck out of you.

You know what really miffs my clit?
When the neighbors let their dog piss on my child’s 5th grade graduation sign.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

Paid my dues

When you've put in the time and effort in the past, so that you don't have to work as hard in the present or future.

When the restaurant's most experienced waiter was asked if she wanted to work during Christmas day, she declined, saying "I've paid my dues."

by D. Y. Vetz December 7, 2020

My arm hurts

When you no longer want to engage in a phone conversation and you need to hang up

Keri: “Omg…You would not believe my day at work!”
Jeremy: “My Arm hurts.”

by Keriwagon May 31, 2023

Always on my ass

It means to annoy or be on someone constant or always behind your back and it's mean to do that.

My Teacher is always on my ass that I didn't turn in my project last week.

by Bikerninja1997 July 10, 2018

my throat bored

when users say 'my throat bored' on the internet in reference to someone, it means they find the person (usually having a penis for genitalia) attractive to the point where they want to give them a blowjob/oral sex.

friend: omg did you see that selfie that tom holland posted?
me: omg my throat bored

by chiaakagia August 10, 2021

rubbing my eggroll

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.

guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

by albertoanddelilah December 6, 2019