How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019

i just

you just

person1: woah howd you do that
person2: so technically i just

by fox/mercedes November 2, 2023

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

I'm Just a Bill

The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.

I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...

by JeffyFanatic5000 October 16, 2021

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Something urban dictionary tells you when adding a definition

Bro All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Is cool

by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025

Just doing shit

When you're bored and just doing anything at this point

You need to close elden ring, you're just doing shit atp.

by Jayaki June 10, 2024