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He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.
by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021
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Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.
If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.
by QuacksO March 6, 2024
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Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.
Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.
by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020
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He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe

HA! THERE IT IS! OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE EMS!
Hym "I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT! 'He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe!' Hahahahahahaha! I can think all of your thoughts in advance! On literally EVERY TOPIC!"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
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Boys have cooties

Every girl: Boys have cooties
The boys: Girls have cooties :/
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haveing

1. The incorrect spelling of the word "having".
2. For people that can't spell the word "having".
He didn't know how to write, so he spelled it haveing instead of having
by ewwwitsmigs December 1, 2021
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