My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

hard on a sleeve

When one ejaculates on a females shoulder or sleeve area of a tshirt.

Friend 1: Did you bang that girl last night?

Friend 2: Fuck yeah, I gave her a hard on a sleeve.

Friend 1: Ouhh, that’s tight!

Friend 2: No response.

by ThatsTight42069 August 20, 2024

Tries way too hard

Trying to be the best when it’ll never happen.

Aharon tries way too hard to be in first place, when he isn’t even in the competition.

by Elninio December 04, 2023

Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT April 25, 2018

Hard Arnie

An Alcoholic Arnold Palmer.

Want a hard arnie, Tyson?

by El ritardo July 12, 2018

Something thats long and hard

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I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Inni84 July 22, 2023

hard bullet

Another vr game that makes the fbi watch you like a hawk

Guy 1: Hey guy 2 got any Vr games i should get?

Guy 2:Well theres this vr game ive been playing called hard bu-
Guy 1 frantically dials 911

Your like a hard bullet player! also fuck you

by The Mysterious Gunslinger May 02, 2022