dotted her eyes

dotting the eyes is the act of pulling out and shooting semen into your partners eye(s)

how was the bar rag from last night?
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning

by dr tool June 4, 2019

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011

Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!

Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.

by Snickers101 June 12, 2018

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

what's her lips

The female version of "What's his nuts?. Generally used to replace the name of someone you've forgotten to talk about, or can't remember their name. Refers to the lips of her vagina.

Guy 1: Dude! I saw what's her lips today at the gym?!?!
Guy 2: My ex, Angela?
Guy 1: Yeah, her!!

by DrZoo March 2, 2011

Pick Her Ring

A man who hooks up with a woman who is already taken by another man, with no regard for the couples relationship.

When her husband left for work the Pick Her Ring went to their house and made his move on the wife.

by McSliz October 5, 2016