Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”

We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

solma tha real g

solma tha real g, ($olma-s, o.g solma) is one of the most loyal ones out there. it doesnt get realer than her. if you know her, or if youre associated with her, youre lucky asf. she wont switch up ever, she tha biggest balla/rapper, eazy-e can vouch this.

dude #1 - im friends with solma tha real g
dude #2 - damn fr? shes sucha real chola bro
dude #1 - yea! shes never switched up on me bro, she never snitches either

dude #2 - damn shes so gangsta for that

by og-$ December 11, 2021

Three Real

The expression of an applicable fact whenever the past, present, and future versions of you are all deliberately aligned in reality + truth.

Beyond a state of being “too real”.

This is true when you feel fully supported and guided by your higher self, beyond the 3rd/4th dimension.

If you only knew the synchronicity of what just happened…!!! Man, that was three realllll!

I’m three real. I know nothing else. Lemme alone.

by Another You December 27, 2021

Real one

Going to the strip club the night before a playoff game

Dwayne Haskins is a real one bro.

What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?

Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.

by Billy big boy April 9, 2022

bob is real

ThIs Is UsEd In A fNf MoD cAlLeD: "literally every fnf mod ever (Vs Bob)"
You will get this when dying in run lmao very rare stuff

Yooo bob is real?

by LEON_BROTHER April 9, 2022

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

The real M.A.T.

A man who is searching for a path to follow looking towards the Heavens searching for guidance, an ugly mother fucker who found love but can not obtain it, fighting an inner war with himself, trying to live in the present with a dark future and trying to forget the past. An MC who mind is twisted and insane. Big Dreams but has doubt if they can ever be obtained.

The real M.A.T. like a ghost wandering the subways while fighting himself..will he ever find peace..who is the real M.A.T.
-This shit is trade mark of Jinh productions-

by Jinh April 6, 2005