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five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool
by brasswings April 3, 2015
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Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
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Korean High Five

The consequence of being domed while looting. See: rooftop Koreans during the 1992 Los Angeles riots.
Yo you heard about that riot last night? Some dude got himself a Korean High Five robbing a jewelry store.
by hoopety shoopety June 14, 2025
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The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.
by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016
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Mop Five

The act of putting your hand on your Mop(Hair) and Hi-Fiving another person that also has a mop
I mop fived my friend when i saw her.
by TonyMophead December 12, 2008
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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Five and Dime

When you are a Five and your significant other is a Ten.

Alternatively could be your nickname and your significant other is a Ten.
Hey look there's Five and Dime!
by TLNTD69 October 24, 2023
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