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Friendshit

When you realize what you thought was a good friendship isn't. You saw hello and wave but the person doesn't really care. They are just being polite.
EXAMPLE: (You)hey how are you, where you been. How's the family the do the cat.
(Them) oh we are good gotta go bye . Takes off goes inside what ever.
(You) call on phone just to talk. Rings or goes to voice mail
(THEM) never answers may call back a week later or never.
(them) hey can you help me
(You) goes running over to help
That's a friendshit
Thought they where my friends but lately it's more of a friendshit.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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freindly fellow

Someone who is a very freindly fellow.
I am a very freindly fellow. Not really.
by gumbalino August 8, 2024
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freindly fellow

a fellow who is freindly. not to be confused witha friendly fellow.
by BittoFromDrawa August 8, 2024
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Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023
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Friendship cuck

A person that is so desperate for attention and approval, that they let their friends treat them like crap, and make them feel like they doesn’t matter
Person 1 : hey man, that’s not cool you shouldn’t let your friends treat you like that
Person 2 : no, it’s OK. I’d rather them make me feel bad then them leave me I’m a friendship cuck
by Doodoofart6996 October 12, 2023
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Friends

Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.
Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
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Friendship Abuse

Friendship abuse is the abuse you or someone endures at the hands of their so called best friends. Friendship abuse consists of bullying, verbal, physical or mental abuse as well as manipulation, ganging up and emotional abuse. When all these are combined it is torture for the person enduring it, by people they trusted, by people they felt safe with and by people who were supposed to do better. If anyone has gone through friendship abuse you are lucky to of gotten out of it!
Sasha is manipulating you, she is using friendship abuse on you. You need to get out of there and away from the toxicity
by Be Better October 20, 2023
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