David

David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!

Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?

Her: why are you a David?

by Sadboyka August 1, 2021

David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Used to describe a scenario, place , or person in strong affection. Nowadays internet slang has taken ahold of the meaning and has interpreted it as a word to use for someone you feel attracted to or have strong feelings for.

Original meaning :

"The presentation of the food was amazing, it was David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)".

Slang term:

" I have to tell u something I have feelings for u I think you're David."

by Kaiiver August 2, 2021

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

Anna and David

Two people who need to hurry up and get tf together

Person 1: Who's Anna and David
Person 2: Two people who are too scared to ask each other out but they're basically dating.

by TheSmartestOneHere August 20, 2021

David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021

Davide

A beautiful and cute boy. He is very sweet and kind. He will always be there for you when you need it. He cares a lot about his girlfriend and is the best person alive. He always makes games more fun when he joins you in it, he will put a smile right on your face when you take one look at him.

Girl 1: "Davide cares so much about his girlfriend!"

Girl 2: "I know right! He is so amazing!"
Girlfriend: "I have the best boyfriend in the world. :)"

by trashzy June 20, 2021

David

One of the main characters of the animated series titled “camp camp”. He is by far the hottest being alive, and will give you hugs whenever needed. He is very upbeat, and always tries his best to please others. He loves nature and the outdoors, and you can tell he genuinely cares for all of his campers. He is very attractive, and lowkey seems kinda fruity. He may seem innocent, but who knows what he does when there’s nobody else around😏🤷 ♀️🔥😩🥵

“Yo, whose your favorite camp camp character?🤷 ♀️”
“David, 100%. He’s the cutest person I’ve ever seen!😩”
“Wow. Agreed.👍😎”

by _candelabra🔥🐒 July 3, 2021