Oh god I have a happy duck
by Manilikemusic November 30, 2020
Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor
Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight
Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight
by hehe do ur like ducked go I it November 05, 2022
Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.
by The Yan Man December 02, 2021
To deep throat your partners penis
by Pro393828 June 01, 2022
by TheRealDrifter August 17, 2021
UK slang
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/
Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.
Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/
Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.
Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.
"Back in a minute, mate — gotta pay the duck."
"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."
"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."
"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."
"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."
by paytheduck May 01, 2025
Basically when yoy "duck someone" you're considered a "duck". Which in summary is someone who doesn't show up, someone who says they'll do something and never does it or someone who does something contrary to what someone else wants them to do
me: bro, you wanna see a movie this friday?
bro: nah man i'm chilling with my girl
me: You're a duck
bro: nah man i'm chilling with my girl
me: You're a duck
by Chulie February 18, 2023