David

David is the kind of guy that'll make you laugh no matter what, probably even at a funeral. He cares wayyyyy too fucking much about other people and feels like self-worth and self-love will come to him when he can finds love. which is stupid. He can be a bit of a tit sometimes because of his kindness, but all he wants in life is just someone to hold for ever.

Lol that's funny who said that, David?

by AsianEgg101 October 19, 2019

David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

David

David is a crazy motherfucker, obviously gay who likes to fight and gives warning shoots

Oh no David gave me warning shoots!

by tuamadre November 22, 2021

David

David is a crazy motherfucker, gay, who loves to fight and gives warning shoots

Oh no David gave me warning shoots!

by tuamadre November 22, 2021

David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 02, 2020

David

a man who will yell at you in valorant

"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"

"dude that guy is such a david"

by pogermanpog November 29, 2021

David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend

Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.

by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 21, 2020