Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.
Who is Christian??
Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??
Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
by briastories April 11, 2023
Get the Christianmug. by ZEN.LOL July 25, 2021
Get the Christian.mug. 
Christian is a very amazing person and friends to he’s gf/bf. He’s very popular and has a lot of friends but says he doesn’t. Everyone cares so much about him even though he thinks people don’t. He’s strong, very loved, brightens everyone’s day. Makes everyone laugh and wants to be friends with him. He has the best personality. He is very very cute. He is a very soft guy and takes things to heart. But when it comes to girls, he is very bad at keeping promises and hurting people. But is very loving and caring to his girlfriends.If you ever have a Christian don’t let him go.
Christian he an amazing person.
by Anonymous 2567 May 31, 2020
Get the Christianmug. A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious
B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
Get the Politically christianmug. The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022
Get the christian jankmug. The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.
by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023
Get the Christian Effectmug.