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stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore
I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex
by Stale cocks May 24, 2016
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cock bent

When you're aching for some dick
Jen: Like, or, what's wrong with you?

Falisha: Bitch, I'm fucking cock bent.

Jen: Wait. What the fuck is cock-bent?

Falisha: You know, bitch; when yo pussy be achin' fo some dick.
by Truckerjimbo April 7, 2015
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Cock blind

When the dick is so fucking good that they are blind to all character flaws.
"Why is that chick with that douche?"
"Oh she's just cock blind"
by J to the Me January 16, 2019
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cocks-a-daisy

an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.
Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"

Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"

Girl- " yea we all should!"

Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."
by Mr. Splooge April 3, 2010
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The Magic Cock

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.
Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock
by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018
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cock shy

A male (usually teenaged) who is pathologically shy about exposing his genitals to other males such as when stripping off in locker room and/or showering publically with other men at a public facility. Someone afflicted with cock shyness is often a mommy's boy with a low bodily self-esteem and poor social skills. These poor fellows will often change into their sports gear at home and leave after the game to shower elsewhere.
Fred: Jimmy's BO could take paint off a wall, doesn't he know how to shower?

Bill: The poor bugger's cock shy. Too afraid to visit the showers in the dorm.
by HarryFlashman June 15, 2013
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Cock Creep

When someone attempts to see, touch or fondle a man's genitalia, quickly, without being noticed. Common during a make-out session or in the event of sheer curiosity.
I was using the restroom at my friend's house when her and her girlfriend entered and cock creeped while I urinated in the toilet.
by Freaky-P January 24, 2010
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