Colossal Clown

As if calling someone a clown is not enough disrespect… a colossal clown is the insults of all insults. Someone that is extremely foolish and cannot be taken seriously.

Allen is known around town as the “colossal clown”who has to routinely phone his wife to check his budget and allowance.

by ElkviewEddie February 5, 2024

Gun clown

A person who couldn't hit a target with a gun l.

I can't believe he shot a 100 rounds and missed me. He a straight up gun clown.

by Darius Diamond June 10, 2022

Clown

Someone who's liked someone for more then 10 months an dthe other person doesn't like them back how sad 😔

Omg guti likes mollie but she doesn't like him back hes such a clown!

by _idontknow_ November 7, 2019

unfunny clowns

a person who thinks there funny but there not asks for you to but something for them at the cafeteria
and people who steal your meet up spot and no unfunny clowns aloud at the cool kids corner

you stupid unfunny clown
hey! no unfunny clowns aloud at the cool kids corner

by olboyo July 30, 2025

Clown

A male or female who attends and or shows up to circus events.

"Hey mom look, it's a clown".

by Biaised on XBL October 13, 2021

clown

a clown is a scary fucking thing that kids are afraid of.

hey tiny tim did you see that fucking clown where is the fucking clown.

by 876635817 October 24, 2022

Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018