chris grail

The hottest sexiest moistest man alive... yeah yeah yeah... often referred to as Mr. StealYourGirl is 100% ok with giving your bitch the Holy Grail

Boyfriend: FUCKING HELL WHY WERE YOU JUST HANGING OUT WITH CHRIS GRAIL?!?!??? DID HE GIVE YOU THE HOLY GRAIL?!?!???

by MelaniaTrumpsPussyPopper February 7, 2017

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Crimbo Chris

A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen

Crimbo Chris is not amazing

by A deluce December 5, 2019

Chris

Chris is a sexy ass nigga he has a way with the ladies but his heart is set on one person (mya) girls want him niggas wanna be him but that shit will never happen because he is the original

Chris you wanna go to movies?

by Lovelyansaksn December 7, 2019

Chris

A guy who gets sick every single day and stays home from school playing Fortnite

Chris is sick today

by Gejebe December 11, 2019

Chris

A guy who fakes his sickness and stays home playing Fortnite

Chris is sick

by Gejebe December 11, 2019

Chris

A Chris comes in two forms. On of them being very nice and chill towards people and the other being a neutral person. The second one is most interesting as some people will call him scary or psychotic but he would disagree. If you anoy him once or twice he will form an unbreakable hatred for you until you have paid the price. The same can be said if you are one of his friends girlfriends, because he doesn't have any friends that are girls. His favourite interrogation method is kicking you in the shinns if you don't give him the correct answer. Why he is like this, noone knows, but be careful because he will always have a bayonet on him somewhere...

Girl 1- you should ask out chris
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today

by Soviet of iraq December 12, 2019