chris dibella

BUS BOYYYYY HE IS SO NOT GOOD LOOKING AND HAS AN ATTITUDE

EW LOOK HES ACTING LIKE A CHRIS DIBELLA

by ANNOYING123456789 January 19, 2018

Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.

Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”

by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018

chris van geffen

Chris van Geffen is a person you have to love when you meet this guys. He's funny and fantastic! IF YOU MEET HIM SAY YOU LOVE HIM!!!

OMG THATS CHRIS VAN GEFFEN HES SO AWESOME!

by Chrinsiepaarntie February 5, 2018

Chris Saupe

The modern day version of Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard. Walks around covered in grease and grime. Listens to techno followed by blue grass. Can be found watching midget porn at redkneck BBQs.

Hey, Chris Saupe get out of that pickup ya god damn cooter

by Deejay85 February 14, 2018

Chris Duda

To enjoy sloppy seconds from Cousin

Guy 1: didn't your cousin date her?
Guy 2: yeah, but I like to Chris Duda.

by Fancycarol December 26, 2016

Chris Benjamins

Chris Benjamins is the definition of lit music

*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.

by Imaneditor January 3, 2017

penetrator-chris

The fuckboy all the girls are falling for but he just has his mind for one girl.

- Ohh, did you see that thing that happended the other night? A fuckboy had all the girls att the party on hes side but he only looked at one girl.
-He has to be a Penetrator-Chris.

by Penetrator-Chris January 6, 2017