Beat A Bludger

To masturbate

"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels

This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and

Beat A Bludger in the bathroom

by lordvoldemort87 November 11, 2013

beat around the Busch

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.

It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.

by QuacksO May 29, 2020

Beat Yackin

California bay area term from the hyphy movement. Used to describe how loud and hard the bass sounds from a car stereo system.

Out in front of your mommas house, beat yackin.
Keak Da Sneak, in front of ya mommas house

by RedDeadBodiez March 4, 2019

I beat worms

A coded message that is used to let your bros know that you are down to give them a handjob. If they respond positively they are basically giving you consent.

*watching sports with the boys*

Paul: "guys I beat worms"

Eric: "oh neat I've always wanted to try this."

by Givemetheticket July 19, 2019

thumb beat

To beat someone with your thumb, only using your thumb and a whipping motion you hit them on the head.. or arm..Thumb beats are Dope.

Mike is on the back seat of the bus raises hit and and smacks cold on the head infront of him cole yells out nice thumb beat and returns the favor

by Aaron clark February 18, 2008

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.

Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain”

by MDC03 January 1, 2021