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Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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Asshole

Skyler is an asshole
Man skyler is an asshole
by Goddamnstfu February 15, 2019
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Asshole Amnesia

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.
After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.
by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025
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Asshole

A person who doesn't show feelings or respect for other people. Someone easier to hate than to like. But can also just be used for someone ignorant and careless
You don't even care you cost me $$$ for the damage you did to my Xbox asshole
by Cinnamon jake September 8, 2016
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Asshole

by Savvvvvvv March 28, 2020
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Asshole

A code word for the name Asa
Hey did you see Asshole on the ferry today?
by Chibipanda December 13, 2018
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TINCTURE OF ASSHOLE

Bisexual coprophilia.

More than a SEXUAL PRANK as very SPITEFUL and quite damaging.

It is a punishment by a consensus using an unpleasant substance on THE ASSHOLE inside and out.

A rating system that carries a privy to reading deeper those would know.
They is built into the word the definition as observe TINCTURE OF ASSHOLE...using staging...
TincturE Asshole...tINcture asshole...tincTURe assHOLE...tinCture Asshole...(EAT IN RUT HOLE AC)..

Annointing the ASSHOLE with a chemical or microscopic body which the additional is called TINCTURE OF ASSHOLE can pretty much cause severe discomfort and can be fatal.

I made a porn film with CARL HUBAY that is public on the HOMOSEXUAL INTERNET and I am ANAL ALAN and it is called SUCK ON MY ASSHOLE. where CARL at a certain point used a doodle in his ASSHOLE utilizing silicon lubricant which tasted real bad that TINCTURE OF ASSHOLE as not being dangerous but it made the point.

SUCK ON MY ASSHOLE as rated TW0 AND HALF (90) made the point of the TINCTURE OF ASSHOLE is a PEDOPHILE.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB April 16, 2021
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