ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

Extra ass

Extremely extra.

I can’t with her and her extra ass personality.

by Tinky4 July 2, 2018

ass mantle

A person with a large posterior resembling a shelf or mantle.

She has an ass mantle from weight gain

by BeavisBungholio September 18, 2018

Keegan-ass

Adjective. One who performs ultra thirsty and desperate actions on social media.

Look at that Keegan-ass bitch posting pics of her butthole and not tagging it NSFW.

by I Beat Anne Frank at Hide n Se October 3, 2018

Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019

Ass Paper

twitch.tv/skazzy3

geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

by SuperM789 November 10, 2019