douche water

(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.

Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.
Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.
by LB February 09, 2005
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douche bag

sumthin to clean a chicky pussy...its a simple as that!
by brittany November 10, 2003
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Douche Bag

1.An annoying little prick who thinks he is all goth and talks like a little fuckin girl.

2.An annoying teacher who knows nothing about anything
Don is a fucking douche bag, I hope it's not contagious.
by Walter March 18, 2005
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douche bag

giant fluid-filled bag labelled 'XXX' and used as feminine hygiene product or as a descriptive term for one's dress.
Oh, I see Larry here came dressed as a giant douche bag..again
by em August 13, 2003
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black douche

damn that lady has a smelly black douche
by jared whit October 15, 2007
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douche-a-sketch

Similar to an etch-a-sketch, a douche-a-sketch is used to draw up truly epic douche baggery plans.
"Those guys are a bunch of douche bags, with their collars popped and their self tan makeup on. No girl is going to fall for those faggots. I bet they were out in the parking lot before they came in here, drawing up their plans of attack for tonight on their douche-a-sketch."
by Terik October 02, 2007
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Douche Canoe

Just when I thought there couldn't be a bigger Douche canoe ...Donald Trump came along
by Mysticman57 March 06, 2017
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