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Stinky left toe covered in mustard and jelly beans
dude my aunt has a William!
by microwavedpenus June 17, 2024
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William Helms

A big tall guy with a small penis and 1
Nut who doesn’t know how to shit
Billy : Hey, look at that stupid ass guy he looks deformed and he can’t poop

Danny : ah, that’s just a William Helms don’t worry
by Earnestjonesssss June 18, 2024
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William Trott

The name William refers to being an absolute badass, while the name Trott refers to a trotter, or someone who rules over all others. William Trott is loved by all, and never fails to succeed in his work. He is also a great businessman, which means he is rich or will be rich in the near future. If you are friends with someone names William Trott, just know that your life is in good hands. (Side note: make sure to never shorten his name to “Will”)
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Williams nut

Williams nut is a amazing sticky fluid filled with amazing and happy memories that will forever hold in my mind when he nutted on my face.
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William

Unlike William Shakespear, regular William is not very smart or intellectual.
He's probably acoustic and more than likely not very popular (he thinks everyone likes him tho)
He gets on everyones nerves, and i mean everyones, he might have one or two friends, but i doubt they actually enjoy being around him.
He can be funny sometimes, but most of the time he's gonna be the only laughing at his joke (the rest is laughing cause of how stupid it sounds)
William's either got Acne, Bacne, Blackheads, enlarged pores or all 4.
He's probably not the most hygienic person ever, although that might be cause he's a teenage boy, i'll give him that.
In all likelyness he's HIGHLY immature and doesn't want to admit that he gets no bitches.
The only woman in his life is his mother, who assures him he's all she's ever wanted, when in reality she probably wanted a daughter or a dog.
He's loud asf and never shuts his damn mouth unless he's concentrated on some bird outside or something, dirty fucking animal - him not the bird
I guess he can be nice sometimes tho
Girl: oh hell naw, there comes william
Boy: How do you know
Girl: I can hear him from 3 blocks away
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William John Rudge

A not-so-civilised gentleman who can always be found in a discord call solo queuing ranked on Rainbow Six Seige. Takes them 300 ranked games to get into silver.
“I was solo queuing ranked earlier
“Your being such a William John Rudge”
"I can't be a William John Rudge, I got to gold in 50 games"
by Mozhatescucumbers September 9, 2024
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Williams Baptist University

Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!
I regretted going to Williams Baptist University
by Makbrody November 3, 2024
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