Green Jello

A derogatory phrase used when a person does something idiotic, incompetent, unintelligent, foolish and or mindless. It implies that the person is mentally disabled or retarded and therefore this is the food they should eat.

Person 1: Bro why did Randall over there just stuff his head in that pile of feces?!
Person 2: I don't know bro but he needs some green jello.

by Andrew P. Ennis April 4, 2019

Green Crap

Green Crap - is slang for everything eco friendly.

Solar Wind and other green crap

by Nov8tiv May 31, 2018

Green Knight

Exactly like white knighting(defending something with blind loyalty at every opportunity, regardless of any legitimate complaints from anyone else) but specific to Razer gaming products, even in threads where Razer wasn't mentioned at all.

Robert(totally not Krakoff) read a tweet about a new keyboard release from some other company and started to green knight in the thread, bragging about how it doesn't even have macro keys or stupid marketing gimmicks. Bro, do you even hype? Can that keyboard even connect to the lights in your car and animate the dashboard with awesome effects?

by BrandLoyaltyForSale May 2, 2018

Team Green

Team green is the W team

Yo what team are you ?

- Team green ayeee W W G

by Honest and straight forward May 10, 2020

Green Gonzo

“Green Gonzo” or “A green gonzo” is the act of using a snot rocket shot from your nose to your hands to be used as lubrication before sexual intercourse.

I was out of lube and had cotton mouth so bad I had to green gonzo Becky.

by Grimlanman September 7, 2020

The Green Mile

When you get a blowjob from a redneck girl while she has wintergreen snuff or "dip" in her mouth. It's messy, but provides a tingly sensation.

I'm so done with your the farmer's daughter. The blowie was mind blowing, but I may never get the dip juice stains off my car seat. I won't be walking the green mile with her again.

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017

Kylee Green

Type of woman that’ll never disappoint you as a wife! The real MVP of a marriage. Kylee is a woman that will always support her husband in every situation no matter the cause. Not only is she a classy lady on the streets but she’s a killer in the sheets known for being very adventurous and has a few tricks up her sleeves to really get the party flowing! If she where a number she’d be number 1 and if she were a star she’d be a Sun cause she’ll always light up a darken path.

Man that woman is a real Kylee Green!!

by Darbylover October 28, 2017