Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.

Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.

by Aeserius December 10, 2016

turd felcher

Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.

So adding a turd makes a turd felcher

I heard Todd was a felcher.

I heard he was a Turd Felcher

by DiamondX July 19, 2015

turd flood

When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.

I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!

by UnNaturalDisaster May 24, 2016

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019

Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.

That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”

by girl1342 February 17, 2023

turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018