TURD SPIRIT

THIS IS THE TERM USED FOR THE GAS LEAKING FROM YOUR ASS ALSO KNOW AS A FART. THIS IS THE SOLE OF YOUR POOP THAT'S BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AS THE "TURD SPIRIT". FLYING AROUND THE AIR TERRORIZING ANYONE WHO STANDS IN ITS WAY!!!

LET YOUR TURD SPIRIT BE FREE!!

by POOPMASTER G May 15, 2009

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big turd

Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.

"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."

by big Pepe man April 10, 2022

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turd tongue

The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.

Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!

by red dread May 16, 2014

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turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.

I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.

by ShakenBaby February 20, 2016

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shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 03, 2023

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