sam johnson

the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.

sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard

by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020

Sam

Lord of Masturbation

There he goes again, Sam you got this

by LordOfMasturbation November 26, 2020

Abi and Sam

If a rhino took a shit on a shit it should be abi and sam

I'm a abi and sam

by swesha October 23, 2020

greasy sam

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.

"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"

by Craven69 October 24, 2020

Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

Sam

Massive cock, ranges from 15-20 inches. It’s literally a horse cock that would penetrate your insides

Girl: Oh his name is Sam? He must be packing!

by sderbyshire October 26, 2020

A sam

A sam is a friend of yours that you only met through a friend.

I met Michael on SAMP we are friends. Michael introduced me to his friend Sam who I am now also friends with. That is A sam

by RagTagPig October 29, 2020